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One shot - It’s a Mixed up muddle up shook up world
Title: It’s a Mixed Up Muddle Up Shook Up World
Pairing: KameTego, KamexJinxYamapixRyo (friendship)
Genre: AU, Friendship, humour, romance (?), crack (?)
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 1651
Summary: It’s Kame’s 20th birthday and his friends are taking him out for a fun night out. The night doesn’t end the way he had thought though.
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot.
Warnings: Cross-dressing.
A/N: I wrote this today and it is totally inspired by one of my favourite songs. It was a while since I wrote KameTego but that pairing was what in my head got along best with this plot. I hope you’ll all enjoy reading this :)
Kame followed his friends into the crowded bar in Roppongi It was his 20th birthday and his older friends had decided to take him out for a night of fun. Of course Kame had been drinking before but this was the first time he actually did it in a place where he didn’t need to be afraid of getting caught by his or his friends’ parents. He was an adult now and that meant that he could do pretty much whatever he wanted to do. He was led up to the bar by Jin who then promptly pushed him down to sit on one of the few free seats. Jin sat down next to him while the other’s crowded around them.
“Champange please!” Jin shouted to one of the barmen but he was ignored for the sake of a young lady a few seats down the bar. Kame’s eyes locked on her for a moment before he was brought back to reality by Jin slinging his arm around his shoulders.
“How does it feel Kame-chan to finally be an adult?” Jin grinned at him.
“He’s not really an adult though” Ryo commented and Kame twisted his head around to look at him.
“What do you mean?” Yamapi asked before Kame could ask himself.
“You’re still a virgin aren’t you Kame?” Ryo smirked and Kame blushed. That was true. It wasn’t that he hadn’t had the opportunity to do it. It was just that it had never felt right with the girls he had dated in the past.
“Ma, ma, ma” Jin patted Kame reassuringly. “You don’t need to have had sex to be an adult. Look at me. I’ve had plenty of sex and people still don’t take me as an adult”
That comment didn’t make him feel much better but he knew Jin meant well so he gave him a smile.
A moment later Jin had managed to get the barman’s attention and they were served what he said was champagne but Kame doubted it. He had tasted it once at a wedding and if he remembered correct the liquid should’ve been clearer.
“Too Kame-chan” Jin cheered.
“To Adulthood” Yamapi added and then they all clinked their glasses together before they drank.
It was defiantly not champagne Kame concluded after the first sips as the liquid was bitterer than the champagne he had tasted at that wedding, and it burned slightly in his throat. But since the other didn’t complain about it he didn’t say anything. He didn’t want to spoil the happy atmosphere.
He was in on his second glass of “champagne” when he suddenly felt someone placing a hand on his shoulder. The touch was soft yet firm, and didn’t feel like any of his friends. Kame was surprised but got even more so when the intruder leaned in a whispered in Kame’s ear.
“Yu-ko” the voice was gentle but rather dark and when Kame turned his head around to face the stranger he was met by the young lady he had gazed at earlier. She didn’t look as breathtaking as she had done before but she was still beautiful and her presence made him gulp.
“What?” he asked slightly shocked and then looked around for his friends. Jin had disappeared to the bathroom and the other two was out on the dance floor, but maybe that was just excuses and they had set this all up. Maybe they were all sitting somewhere observing him and laughing at him. It wouldn’t be the first time they pulled some crazy joke on him. If not, then why would this beauty come on to him?
“My name is Yuko” she smiled at him and sat down in the chair Jin had occupied minutes ago.
“Kamenashi” Kame replied back and tried not to be too obvious while he took in her appearance. Her eyes were big; the dim light in the room making them sparkle and her hair was long and curly. It looked really soft but not as soft as her lips seemed. Kame couldn’t help himself but think about what they would feel like if he was to kiss this girl. Her body though didn’t seem as feminine as her face since her chest was rather flat, but she wasn’t the first flat chested girl Kame had come across and he wasn’t much of a breast man anyway.
“I couldn’t help but hear that it’s your birthday, Kame-kun” she said and leaned in to invade Kame’s personal space.
“Oh?” was all Kame managed to get out. Her close proximity made him feel kind of awkward and the thought that this was all a joke played by his friends wouldn’t leave his mind.
“Do you wanna have some fun?” she asked batting her eyelashes at him as she took a hold of his hand and squeezed it. Kame couldn’t help but notice that her hands felt stronger than and not as soft as one would think a woman’s hand would be.
“Fun?” Kame gulped but didn’t pull away his hand. “What do you mean?”
“Wanna dance with me?” she said and got off the chair but didn’t let go of Kame’s hand. “I really like this song”
She didn’t wait for a reply from Kame as she pulled him off his chair and out onto the dance floor. Kame caught Jin’s gaze from across the room and the older boy raised his eyebrow quizzically at him. He didn’t get a chance to reply since he was brought into a tight embrace and forced to start moving to the music. Her grip on his shoulders was strong as she brought their bodies in closer, her hips grinding against his. Kame felt awkward in the situation but he really didn’t mind her actions.
They had been dancing for a while when Kame suddenly felt something hard poking against his groin and he froze. Something was completely off. He pulled away slightly from her to take a closer look at her again and he noticed something that he hadn’t seen before. She had an adam’s apple. This was not a girl. This was a boy! Kame was so shocked that he pushed her away from him and turned around to make his way out from the crowded dance floor. How could he not have figured that out earlier? That must’ve been why Jin had given him that look.
“Kame-kun” he heard her-his voice calling after him but he didn’t stop moving until he tripped over something and fell down on his knees. It hurt slightly when he hit the floor and he hissed in pain.
“Kame-kun” Yuko caught up with him and fell down on her knees next to him. “Are you okay?”
“No, I mean yes” Kame replied trying to get back up but Yuko placed a hand on his arm to stop him.
“You didn’t know I’m a boy, did you?” Yuko asked sounding slightly guilty. “I didn’t mean to fool you”
“You’re too pretty to be a boy” Kame replied back before he could stop himself and the other just smiled back at him.
“Thanks” Yuko smiled. “But is it really that bad that I’m a guy? You seemed to enjoy my company”
“That was before I knew-” Kame started but was cut off by a pair of lips crashing down on his. Kame instinctively closed his eyes and replied to the kiss eagerly. In the back of his mind he knew that he should probably push the other away but he didn’t want to. The kiss felt too good and too right and the lips were soft and tasted like strawberries.
“My name is Yuya” the other said after he had brought the kiss to an end. “Tegoshi Yuya”
“But you said you’re name was-” Kame started but cut himself off this time. “Oh, that’s your female alter ego”
“Yeah” Yuya smiled. “And I’m sorry again for fooling you but you enjoyed the kiss, didn’t you?”
“I did not” Kame blushed. He had though. He had enjoyed that kiss like no other kiss ever before. Even though he didn’t know this guy, the kiss they had shared had felt better than any other kiss he had ever shared with his previous girlfriends.
“Are you sure” Yuya smirked and then leaned in for another kiss to which, despite himself, Kame replied too.
The next morning Kame woke up to the sound of his cell phone announcing that he had gotten a new message. He reached out to get it from the floor but his arm was drawn back by another hand.
“It could be important” Kame mumbled and reached out for the phone again.
“It’s too early for important things” Yuya replied but let Kame do as he wanted. “Who is it from?”
“Just a friend” Kame answered and read the message.
“What does he want? Does he want to know if you’ve finally become an adult man?”
“How did you know-?” Kame asked surprised as the other moved in closer to his body and rested his head on his chest.
“Your friends talk kind of loudly.” Yuya reply and Kame blushed. “Aww, come on Kame-chan. It’s nothing to worry about. You were great for a first timer”
That didn’t make Kame’s blush disappear but increase and he felt like he wanted to be anywhere but in this bed. He hid his face in his hands but they were pushed away by the other’s strong hands.
“But practice makes perfect” Yuya smiled at him as their eyes met. “And I want to be your coach. Would you let me couch you?”
“Is that your way of asking me out?” Kame asked a bit uncertain but the thought of it made his heart beat just a little bit faster.
“Yes I am” Yuya said and then leaned in to kiss Kame who’s reply got caught somewhere between their lips.
The end.
Pairing: KameTego, KamexJinxYamapixRyo (friendship)
Genre: AU, Friendship, humour, romance (?), crack (?)
Rating: PG-13
Word count: 1651
Summary: It’s Kame’s 20th birthday and his friends are taking him out for a fun night out. The night doesn’t end the way he had thought though.
Disclaimer: I own nothing but the plot.
Warnings: Cross-dressing.
A/N: I wrote this today and it is totally inspired by one of my favourite songs. It was a while since I wrote KameTego but that pairing was what in my head got along best with this plot. I hope you’ll all enjoy reading this :)
Kame followed his friends into the crowded bar in Roppongi It was his 20th birthday and his older friends had decided to take him out for a night of fun. Of course Kame had been drinking before but this was the first time he actually did it in a place where he didn’t need to be afraid of getting caught by his or his friends’ parents. He was an adult now and that meant that he could do pretty much whatever he wanted to do. He was led up to the bar by Jin who then promptly pushed him down to sit on one of the few free seats. Jin sat down next to him while the other’s crowded around them.
“Champange please!” Jin shouted to one of the barmen but he was ignored for the sake of a young lady a few seats down the bar. Kame’s eyes locked on her for a moment before he was brought back to reality by Jin slinging his arm around his shoulders.
“How does it feel Kame-chan to finally be an adult?” Jin grinned at him.
“He’s not really an adult though” Ryo commented and Kame twisted his head around to look at him.
“What do you mean?” Yamapi asked before Kame could ask himself.
“You’re still a virgin aren’t you Kame?” Ryo smirked and Kame blushed. That was true. It wasn’t that he hadn’t had the opportunity to do it. It was just that it had never felt right with the girls he had dated in the past.
“Ma, ma, ma” Jin patted Kame reassuringly. “You don’t need to have had sex to be an adult. Look at me. I’ve had plenty of sex and people still don’t take me as an adult”
That comment didn’t make him feel much better but he knew Jin meant well so he gave him a smile.
A moment later Jin had managed to get the barman’s attention and they were served what he said was champagne but Kame doubted it. He had tasted it once at a wedding and if he remembered correct the liquid should’ve been clearer.
“Too Kame-chan” Jin cheered.
“To Adulthood” Yamapi added and then they all clinked their glasses together before they drank.
It was defiantly not champagne Kame concluded after the first sips as the liquid was bitterer than the champagne he had tasted at that wedding, and it burned slightly in his throat. But since the other didn’t complain about it he didn’t say anything. He didn’t want to spoil the happy atmosphere.
He was in on his second glass of “champagne” when he suddenly felt someone placing a hand on his shoulder. The touch was soft yet firm, and didn’t feel like any of his friends. Kame was surprised but got even more so when the intruder leaned in a whispered in Kame’s ear.
“Yu-ko” the voice was gentle but rather dark and when Kame turned his head around to face the stranger he was met by the young lady he had gazed at earlier. She didn’t look as breathtaking as she had done before but she was still beautiful and her presence made him gulp.
“What?” he asked slightly shocked and then looked around for his friends. Jin had disappeared to the bathroom and the other two was out on the dance floor, but maybe that was just excuses and they had set this all up. Maybe they were all sitting somewhere observing him and laughing at him. It wouldn’t be the first time they pulled some crazy joke on him. If not, then why would this beauty come on to him?
“My name is Yuko” she smiled at him and sat down in the chair Jin had occupied minutes ago.
“Kamenashi” Kame replied back and tried not to be too obvious while he took in her appearance. Her eyes were big; the dim light in the room making them sparkle and her hair was long and curly. It looked really soft but not as soft as her lips seemed. Kame couldn’t help himself but think about what they would feel like if he was to kiss this girl. Her body though didn’t seem as feminine as her face since her chest was rather flat, but she wasn’t the first flat chested girl Kame had come across and he wasn’t much of a breast man anyway.
“I couldn’t help but hear that it’s your birthday, Kame-kun” she said and leaned in to invade Kame’s personal space.
“Oh?” was all Kame managed to get out. Her close proximity made him feel kind of awkward and the thought that this was all a joke played by his friends wouldn’t leave his mind.
“Do you wanna have some fun?” she asked batting her eyelashes at him as she took a hold of his hand and squeezed it. Kame couldn’t help but notice that her hands felt stronger than and not as soft as one would think a woman’s hand would be.
“Fun?” Kame gulped but didn’t pull away his hand. “What do you mean?”
“Wanna dance with me?” she said and got off the chair but didn’t let go of Kame’s hand. “I really like this song”
She didn’t wait for a reply from Kame as she pulled him off his chair and out onto the dance floor. Kame caught Jin’s gaze from across the room and the older boy raised his eyebrow quizzically at him. He didn’t get a chance to reply since he was brought into a tight embrace and forced to start moving to the music. Her grip on his shoulders was strong as she brought their bodies in closer, her hips grinding against his. Kame felt awkward in the situation but he really didn’t mind her actions.
They had been dancing for a while when Kame suddenly felt something hard poking against his groin and he froze. Something was completely off. He pulled away slightly from her to take a closer look at her again and he noticed something that he hadn’t seen before. She had an adam’s apple. This was not a girl. This was a boy! Kame was so shocked that he pushed her away from him and turned around to make his way out from the crowded dance floor. How could he not have figured that out earlier? That must’ve been why Jin had given him that look.
“Kame-kun” he heard her-his voice calling after him but he didn’t stop moving until he tripped over something and fell down on his knees. It hurt slightly when he hit the floor and he hissed in pain.
“Kame-kun” Yuko caught up with him and fell down on her knees next to him. “Are you okay?”
“No, I mean yes” Kame replied trying to get back up but Yuko placed a hand on his arm to stop him.
“You didn’t know I’m a boy, did you?” Yuko asked sounding slightly guilty. “I didn’t mean to fool you”
“You’re too pretty to be a boy” Kame replied back before he could stop himself and the other just smiled back at him.
“Thanks” Yuko smiled. “But is it really that bad that I’m a guy? You seemed to enjoy my company”
“That was before I knew-” Kame started but was cut off by a pair of lips crashing down on his. Kame instinctively closed his eyes and replied to the kiss eagerly. In the back of his mind he knew that he should probably push the other away but he didn’t want to. The kiss felt too good and too right and the lips were soft and tasted like strawberries.
“My name is Yuya” the other said after he had brought the kiss to an end. “Tegoshi Yuya”
“But you said you’re name was-” Kame started but cut himself off this time. “Oh, that’s your female alter ego”
“Yeah” Yuya smiled. “And I’m sorry again for fooling you but you enjoyed the kiss, didn’t you?”
“I did not” Kame blushed. He had though. He had enjoyed that kiss like no other kiss ever before. Even though he didn’t know this guy, the kiss they had shared had felt better than any other kiss he had ever shared with his previous girlfriends.
“Are you sure” Yuya smirked and then leaned in for another kiss to which, despite himself, Kame replied too.
The next morning Kame woke up to the sound of his cell phone announcing that he had gotten a new message. He reached out to get it from the floor but his arm was drawn back by another hand.
“It could be important” Kame mumbled and reached out for the phone again.
“It’s too early for important things” Yuya replied but let Kame do as he wanted. “Who is it from?”
“Just a friend” Kame answered and read the message.
“What does he want? Does he want to know if you’ve finally become an adult man?”
“How did you know-?” Kame asked surprised as the other moved in closer to his body and rested his head on his chest.
“Your friends talk kind of loudly.” Yuya reply and Kame blushed. “Aww, come on Kame-chan. It’s nothing to worry about. You were great for a first timer”
That didn’t make Kame’s blush disappear but increase and he felt like he wanted to be anywhere but in this bed. He hid his face in his hands but they were pushed away by the other’s strong hands.
“But practice makes perfect” Yuya smiled at him as their eyes met. “And I want to be your coach. Would you let me couch you?”
“Is that your way of asking me out?” Kame asked a bit uncertain but the thought of it made his heart beat just a little bit faster.
“Yes I am” Yuya said and then leaned in to kiss Kame who’s reply got caught somewhere between their lips.
The end.